What's black, white and red all
over?
Half a zebra.
What is a cat's favourite exercise?
Puss-ups
William, Grade P/1
Why didn't the man die when he
drank poison?
Because he was in the living
room.
Michael, Grade P/1
Where do you go to weigh a whale?
A whale weigh station.
Jackson, Grade P/1
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Revenge.
A cat and a dog were watching
TV together. The cat says to the dog
"I hate this show. Change the
channel."
The dog leaps up with surprise
and yells
"Wow! A talking cat!"
What's 2 metres long, green and
hangs from a tree?
Gorilla snot.